encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

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punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

43,158 notes 

lord-kitschener:

screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

(Source: mykingdomforapen)

314,017 notes 

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex)

465,961 notes 

grilledcheezed:

I followed my heart and it led me to grilled cheese

(Source: refreshes)

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housingworksbookstore:

blackballoonpublishing:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes this like this.

This is almost too good.

I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters)

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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

398,124 notes 

neptunain:

legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman

9,067 notes 

madeupmonkeyshit:

there is nothing more awkward than taking a shit in highschool

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