lord-kitschener:

screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

(Source: mykingdomforapen)

246,061 notes 

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex)

438,684 notes 

grilledcheezed:

I followed my heart and it led me to grilled cheese

540 notes 

housingworksbookstore:

blackballoonpublishing:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes this like this.

This is almost too good.

I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

26,053 notes 

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters)

620,980 notes 

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

382,652 notes 

neptunain:

legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman

7,194 notes 

madeupmonkeyshit:

there is nothing more awkward than taking a shit in highschool

134 notes 

fagbarbie:

when you’re waiting for him to cum, but he shoots a weak ass load

image

553 notes 

legalmexican:

I’m trying not to laugh in class

(Source: disneyisfullofmagic)

59,323 notes